London for the
Day
If you live in London
it must have happened to you. An important business
colleague, or maybe a newly met or even lifelong
friend, is passing through Heathrow and instead of
catching the next convenient onward connection, thinks
it might be an idea "to do the town". As if the
world's most popular destination can be seen in a day.
Well it happened to your editor last week, the arrival
due in T4 at 0730 with a firm outbound seat, same
terminal 2235.
What to do? Where to
go? That is the question (and more of Shakespeare
later). In fact Windsor is the obvious choice and by
public transport the 77 bus takes just 40 minutes. You
can go by taxi or private car and that is available to
the alternative, central London. But getting to London
by road at rush hour time is not easy. Your editor
decided that he needed the car in town regardless of
the £8 congestion charge. Walking was too slow
and buses or expensive taxis not easy either. The
answer was simple. Drive into London from home, park
the car at Paddington (£7 on a meter for two
hours), jump on the Heathrow Express with a meet and
greet return ticket at £16, collect the guest and
return to one's own transport at Paddington. Sounds
convoluted but taking the car to Heathrow would have
meant a drive down the early morning busy M25, parking
and then more driving into town, plus a reverse
journey.
And so the tour began.
Straight into Hyde Park and past Marble Arch, down
Park Lane and towards Buckingham Palace pointing out
Speakers' Corner, the hotels and Apsley House. Along
the Mall, out through the St. James' entrance and up
to Piccadilly, and towards Eros. Down Haymarket and
through Trafalgar Square mentioning that the National
Gallery was free. Into Whitehall, past Horse Guards
Parade, No 10 and into Parliament Square. Across
Westminster Bridge and park off-street just by the
London Eye. The best tour of London is on the open top
bus but our timescale did not allow for that. The
London Eye does it in some ways better, and is
definitely quicker. You can even see the new Wembley
Stadium and the Crystal Palace TV mast to the south. A
walk along the riverside past the Festival Hall site
(under major renovation), the National Film Museum,
National Theater and Tate Modern to Shakespeare's
Globe. At this time of the year the players are
'resting' but the building itself and tour are still
more than worth a visit. The guest was impressed.
Another quick drive
and into the City of London explaining that Mayor
Livingstone had no jurisdiction. The Gerkin and
Mansion House. Contrasting styles. On a meter once
again, the Square Mile at £4 per hour, the most
expensive of parking. Our visitor was Jewish and
wanted to see the wonderful 300-year-old candlelit
Bevis Marks Synagogue. No problem. It is open from
1100 to 1300 and next-door is a fine upmarket kosher
restaurant. A walk around the city is a must after
such a lunch and into Leadenhall Market the current
cast iron structure dating from 1881 but the market
having its routes in the 13th century.
Back to the car and a
short journey to the Tower Bridge area and the large
public car park at the bottom of Leman Street. At
£2 an hour it's a bargain.
The Tower of London,
Crown Jewels and all, is one of the most popular
tourist attractions in the world. Don't go during the
school holidays. These days it is 'friendly', if that
is the right word for somewhere a Queen of England met
her end one cold winter's day in 1536. Whilst on the
grisly theme you can visit the torture chamber too,
with the rack, but that, so we are told, not a normal
punishment in medieval times. From 28 June to 14 July
The Moat will host a series of concerts including Pet
Shop Boys, Dionne Warwick, James Brown and that
ancient rocker Bill Wyman. H.M.S. Belfast is
tantalizingly close but the other side of the river,
the ship theme continued by walking under the Tower
Bridge roadway and through what is now the Guoman
Tower Hotel, one of London's largest with 800 guest
rooms. St. Kathleen's Dock is a fine place to sit down
and rest and have a drink. It is impressive and part
of docklands' history. Plenty of luxury small craft to
see.
More walking, past the
old Royal Mint and to the car.
Next Canary Wharf and
a quick drive around before finding the hole in the
ground that leads to the parking area. £3.50 for
two hours. Into the shopping mall and up to Jubilee
Green. London's guest is suitably impressed. Find the
car and into the two-lane underground tunnel only to
flashed at 36 mph. It is another fine and points on
the license. Why don't they put the speed limit on the
yellow perils?
Nearly there. Any tour
of London these days must confirm the cosmopolitan
nature of the city. Brick Lane (left), once the home
of the French Hugonoughts, later the Jewish immigrants
from Eastern Europe and now Bangladeshis, is not too
difficult to drive down late in the afternoon. Don't
try it on a Sunday morning!
Into The City once
again, Holborn, Tottenham Court Road, Marylebone Road
and Paddington Station for our guest to make his own
way back to T4. Then straight home!
The cost for two.
£135 excluding lunch (which came to £50).
You could of course save by meeting your guest in town
off the Piccadilly line (£4 single but cheaper
return options available) and use public transport,
but would not see so much. One can organize a
chauffeur for the day, around £400, or local
minicab for £150 (£200 Heathrow). Of course
we have only scratched the surface of London. As the
Olympic sites are developed huge new possibilities are
just beginning. Add another day at least, plus a
hotel, dinner out and a show. In fact make it a week.
London deserves it!
Reflections &endash; A
fine day out but not cheap. But there is an
alternative. From Heathrow off-peak, that is 0930
onwards, a London Travel Card at £6.30 will give
you unlimited travel on the Tube and buses, plus DLR,
and even the railway between Charing Cross and the
remarkably redeveloped London Bridge area. Most of
London's museums are free including the Science Museum
and National Gallery, both on the Piccadilly line.
Buskers abound at Covent Garden (on the same Tube) and
there are plenty of places advertising meals for less
than £10. London is a wonderful walking city with
many fine open spaces including Hyde Park, Regents
Park and St. James Park. It need not be
expensive.
A day in London.
Our cost.
Parking Paddington £ 7.00
Meet & Greet £ 16.00
Heathrow Express Return £ 26.00
Congestion Charge £ 8.00
Parking London Eye £ 7.00
London Eye x 2 £ 26.00
Parking City £ 8.00
Parking Tower £ 4.00
Tower x 2 £ 30.00
Parking Canary Wharf £ 3.00
Total £135.00
This does not include lunch, refreshments or the
car.