Flight
Reviews
AIR CANADA
Economy Class
Montreal to
New York La Guardia
Located at the far end of Montreal Airport's
main terminal, the Air Canada check-in section for US
bound flight's was manned by a small crew of friendly
agents who whisked me through check-in.
The gate's are located just steps from a slew of
retail opportunities, souvenirs, Starbuck's coffee and
newsstand's, so I spent my last few Canadian dollars
while en route to the gate. We boarded the DC-9 by
rows, an orderly affair despite the high number of
passengers. Economy class was in a 3-2 configuration.
The seat was fairly roomy and the leg room generous,
but not as generous as the new A320 I had flown to
Montreal.
With only an hour and 10 minutes flying time, you
would think that not much can happen, particularly as
we took off on time. But the flight was eventful.
There was a frightening level of turbulence as we
soared to our cruising altitude. Luckily, our pilot
calmly warned us twice to expect some bumps, and then
let us know when they would end. It was a very
reassuring touch. The snacks including mixed nuts,
cereal bars and cookies were tasty. The in-flight
magazine, "En Route", is a visually appealing
read.
The runway was slick and our landing less than
perfect. I felt as though the plane would never come
to a stop. But, of course, it did, and we arrived at
our gate on time and in one piece. Because I had
cleared U.S. customs in Montreal, I headed straight
for the luggage carousel and was thrilled to see my
bag arrive within seven minutes. La Guardia is a
notoriously long-wait airport, so I was extremely
lucky. Despite the bumpy ride and unsettling landing,
this short flight was a breeze.
BRITISH
AIRWAYS
Domestic Shuttle Service
London
Heathrow to Edinburgh
Arriving at Heathrow airport I decided to take
advantage of the automated check-in machines at
Terminal 1. I inserted my flight document into the
machine. I discovered my allocated seat was over the
wing, which I wasn't very happy about. I decided to
use the touch screen to select another seat. A plan of
the aircraft indicated there was a window seat free
next to the emergency exit with extra leg room, #27F.
Just a few seconds later it had my name on it.
Fantastic!
The domestic lounge is spacious, well lit and airy,
but the refreshment area is limited. My 2000 flight
was called at 19:40. Despite the aircraft's being
full, we were all seated and ready to go on time.
BA's domestic aircraft have all been fitted with new
seats and carpets, and I was lucky enough to fly in a
Boeing 757 on its first flight since the upgrade. The
seat headrests are fitted with ears and can be moved
up and down to suit all heights. Even the very tall
man next to me said he was comfortable.
Disappointingly the seat backs are a little bit
hard.
As I was sitting by the emergency exit, I was joined
by a flight attendant during takeoff and landing, and
she was extremely friendly and genuine. The meal was
hot and tasty, and the wine was drinkable.
We landed at 21:15, right on time. Because of
development work at Edinburgh, we had quite a long
walk through the terminal and came out at
international arrivals, rather than domestic, which
would have been confusing for anybody meeting the
flight. But since nobody was coming to meet me, I
simply joined the long taxi queue.
I was very impressed with the ease of the automated
check-in machines and the new seats, which are a great
improvement on the old tatty ones. Only Edinburgh
airport was a disappointment, but that's to be
expected when major work is underway.
MEXICANA
Business Class
Zihuatanejo to
Mexico City to Newark, New Jersey
My flying companion put Mexicana to the test when
he became sick an hour before our flight in
Zihuatanejo. With a five hour layover in Mexico City
ahead, we braced for a nightmare. Thankfully, the crew
handled the situation with ease. They boarded us
first. Extra blankets were brought without asking, and
I was offered a cocktail, while my associate was
offered tea and toast.
The first leg of the flight was a quick hop, but then
came the dreaded layover. Without prompting, the crew
arranged for a staff member to meet us at the gate in
Mexico City. After ensuring we did not want to visit
the airport doctor, we were escorted to the Marriott
airport hotel and checked in for the duration of the
layover, compliments of Mexicana.
When it came time to board, a staff member escorted us
from the hotel to check in. Once seated, we were again
given extra blankets and pillows. Relieved that
everything was proceeding so well, I decided to sample
one of the tequilas offered. While my companion slept
comfortably, I enjoyed a delicious meal of beef
tenderloin on a bed of cactus flower sauce. Afterward,
I was offered an individual movie player, but I chose
to read.
The seat layout was configured 2-2 aboard this A320.
They were sufficiently comfortable and roomy, although
a leg rest would have been a welcome addition.
We arrived on time. We were one of the last flight's
into Newark, so we breezed through customs within
minutes.
Mexicana's product is similar to those of other
carriers in the region. Yet the excellent service on
this flight will make it my carrier of choice on
flights south of the border.
QANTAS
AIRWAYS
Economy Class
Brisbane to
Sydney
Flying around Europe and the US, it's easy to
forget that not all airports are jam-packed with
travelers, and I was pleasantly surprised to wheel my
suitcase right to the check-in desk and have my
boarding pass in seconds. Despite the thunder clouds
overhead, the clerk reassured me the flight wouldn't
be delayed.
After our boarding had been delayed four times, by
five minutes each time, we finally made our way onto
the aircraft at 16.20, just five minutes after our
scheduled takeoff. We moved steadily down the air
bridge, despite having to collect our own headphones
and despite the fact that several passengers were
being stopped to ensure they'd switched off their
mobile phones.
If this had been a long haul flight, my seat down the
back of the 767 (with a seat pitch of 32 inches) might
have been more uncomfortable. As it was a short trip,
it was adequate.
As we accelerated down the runway at 16.55, I'd never
seen so much water stream off a jet's wheels. The man
in the seat behind me was predicting a "fasten your
seat belt" sign on for the entire flight. Fortunately
the pilot, surprisingly a woman, climbed above some
persistent minor turbulence -- before an early dinner
of beef curry was served. Having forgotten to order a
veggie meal, I had to amuse myself with more
eavesdropping on the man behind me, who was shocked to
find that you have to pay for alcoholic drinks on
Australian domestic flights.
After a low circle over the city of Sydney, we landed
at 19.00, 15 minutes behind schedule. It was a pity
the airport's ability to deliver bags quickly was not
matched by its (slow moving) new Disney-style taxi
queue. I did, however, appreciate the no-nonsense
manner that makes you feel you're in safe hands
flying.
SONG
Economy Class
New York JFK to
West Palm Beach
I recently had the privilege to participate in the
inaugural flight of the new Delta Air Lines spin off
Song. Upon arriving at New York's JFK airport, the
first thing I noticed was the splash of color at the
terminal, bright orange, green and blue dominated the
scene. When I walked inside, I felt like I had stepped
into line at Disneyland, the bright colors and perky
atmosphere had a strong presence, reminding the
passenger that they were leaving on a vacation. Check
in was a breeze due to the electronic kiosks, just
swipe your credit card or enter your confirmation
number and your on your way. I found this to be a
welcome, as opposed to waiting in line and there were
more than enough kiosks so lines were eliminated.
There was also a real life attendant for those still
coming around to the digital age.
Upon arriving at the gate, there were more surprises
in store. A group of girls from a local spa performing
yoga, a chef mixing up smoothies, and several flight
attendants for Song were there to meet and greet and
answer questions. All of the employees were very
excited and engaging, although that should be expected
considering they auditioned for their newly acquired
position, the "onboard talent". This is an interesting
approach to the hiring process, but I found it to be a
great idea because all of the staff was pleasant,
helpful, friendly and even energetic (did I mention
that all of this was at 7am). Also, a band was
playing and to my surprise the President of Song was
leading the group playing the trumpet. He even lead
the boarding process, with his rendition of Twist and
Shout. The impression of a fun, and interesting
president leading a new cutting edge company was in
place, at least until I actually met him. Then it was
icy reception, uptight demeanor and a lack of interest
in interacting with people outside of the scripted
press conference.
Once on
board the plane it was hard not to notice the perks.
199 Large Leather covered seats, with a pitch of 32
inches. There was also plenty of leg room and overhead
storage for all of your carry on's. They allow pets
onboard as long as they fit under the seat, and the
fee is $75, and an older couple had brought their
shitzu with them on vacation. Unfortunately, the rest
of the amenities that were promised are still awaiting
delivery. The seats aren't equipped with the
entertainment systems that were advertised. No TV or
video games yet, but hopefully by October they will
have them. This was definitely, a family vacation
flight with almost half of the seats occupied by
children but they did supply game boys in order to
pacify them. When the food cart came by the choices
were all familiar brands of food, Cinnabon rolls,
Stonyfarms yogurt, Pizzaria Uno sandwich wraps all
priced around the same amount as you would find in the
airport. They also offered Stoli vodka Martinis and
Fetzer wines, and offered to take credit card
payments. I found the offer to purchase food
interesting, but it also seemed like the whole
inflight mall was nickel and dimeing the passenger who
was looking to save money not spend it.
My
overall impression was one of tentative speculation.
Song has definitely put the research into their newest
venture, but to me it seems like a faded carbon copy
of an already successful airline. The question
remains, is it enough of a copy to keep it in the air
and will they get the amenities they promised off the
ground. Until then I think I'll stick with the old
favorite.
SWISSAIR (now
Swiss International)
Economy Class
Athens to
Geneva
My departure flight is early afternoon, a nice time to
leave Athens. It gives me plenty of time to have a
lazy morning and a nice lunch by the sea, or I could
have arrived late morning from one of the islands, for
a connection to Europe and overseas.
Athens airport has not been improved much since the
1970's. It is close to the city center and at the same
time remains pleasantly by the seashore. If one has a
long layover for a connecting flight, it is very easy
to catch a taxi and have lunch at one of the taverna
restaurants or a swim by the seashore.
The domestic flights are handled in the building
located across the tarmac from the international
terminal. It is impossible to check your luggage at
the departing local airport for your final
destination. One has to check out first from the
domestic terminal and then take a cab or bus (if one
ever shows up and often queuing in the hot sun) to the
international terminal for a second check-in.
Fortunately, the authorities are building a new large
and modern airport to be inaugurated for the next
Olympics in 2004. With any luck, they'll make it.
Check-in was very easy and efficient due to the fact
that I arrived two hours early for my flight. The
check-in counter handles Sabena and Swissair flights,
with a separate business class counter. All Geneva
outbound and inbound Swissair flights are operated by
Crossair. Only the Zurich flights are operated by
Swissair Airbus A321 aircraft with a full business
class.
The business and first class lounge is located at the
top floor of the international terminal. It is a very
small lounge with a dismal choice of sitting, snacks
and drinks. There is an equally miserable restaurant
next to it on the same floor. I have seen better
lounges in remote locations of Africa or the
pacific.
Our Crossair Boeing/Douglas MD-83 flight to Geneva was
a one-class, charter type layout, 3 and 2 seats across
with very short pitch, leaving little leg room. Only
one of their MD-80's has real 2 and 2 across wider
business class seats. Mine was uncomfortable and since
the flight was full there was no room to stretch my
legs. In fact, if I hadn't had an aisle seat where I
could stretch out one of my legs, I would have been
truly miserable, and I'm only average height and size.
The Crossair service provided was very average, with
the usual drinks and a chicken "mystery" stew
accompanied by salad and dessert.
The view outside the window of the aircraft was
beautiful on this sunny, summer day. We flew over the
isthmus of Corinth and the Adriatic coastline and sea.
A little later we headed west over the central and
northern parts of Italy. Two and a half hours after
that, we flew over the French and Italian Alps for our
decent and flawless landing into Geneva. We went from
dry, arid, sun drenched lands to towering snowcapped
mountains all within a very short amount of time. It
was extreme, very dramatic and definitely
memorable.
In Geneva, after a long walk from the gate located at
a distant satellite building, I cleared passport
control fairly rapidly and got my luggage within
minutes.
My overall impression of the flight was not good. I
felt the service was substandard, especially if one
had purchased a business-class ticket, something I
avoided doing. The flight to Athens out of Zurich is
much better. It has a Swissair crew and an aircraft
with proper business class seats and
service.
TWA (now
merged into American Airlines)
First Class
New Orleans to New
York JFK
With only one employee assisting first class
passengers, the check-in line started to build up.
After 10 minutes, the clerk apologized for the delay,
and I was finally able to check-in.
The gate was a 10 minute walk away, close to the shops
and restrooms. Approximately 35 minutes before
takeoff, we were asked to board, and first class
passengers went first. I decided to get on the MD-80
early due to the high volume of passengers.
The MD-80 is part of TWA's older fleet, and I was not
impressed with the quality of the first class seats.
Space was scarce in the overhead compartment's and I
had to put my luggage in the overhead bin over another
seat. First class was in a 2-2 configuration. The seat
was not as roomy, nor as comfortable as other first
class seats that I have sat in. Alarmingly, I could
see wiring above my seat, not first class
material.
The flight itself was fine. We took off on time and
landed 10 minutes early. We were given a choice of
meals during the flight, a cold salmon or chicken
sandwich. Rather unappealing and I declined the food.
The flight attendant insisted that I eat, and she ran
off a list of other options. They sounded better so I
chose one from the bunch.
The magazine's offered in the first class cabin were
all in Spanish. When I asked if there were any
magazines in English, one of the flight attendants
directed me to the far end of the plane. I found this
absurd and irritating. Besides the inadequate reading
material, no in-flight entertainment was available,
and from my understanding, the plane was not equipped
with such technology. All in all, definitely not first
class service.
Our descent into JFK was picturesque and tranquil.
Landing was smooth, and we were whisked quickly to the
gate. Since I did not check luggage, I was out of the
airport in no time.
In conclusion, I was disappointed in the overall
service and appearance of the aircraft. The lack of
reading material and entertainment made this flight
seem longer than it was. First class should never be
this way.
VARIG
First Class
Miami to Fortaleza,
Brazil
Evening international rush hour resulted in
massive lines everywhere in Miami's international
airport, except for Varig's dedicated first and
business class check-in. The agent, though far from
personable, was efficient. The fresh flowers at the
counter were a nice touch. My ticket permitted me
access to Delta Air Line's Red Carpet lounge, a
facility that houses an excellent business center, in
addition to wonderfully colorful art displays.
When the announcement was made to board, any semblance
of order vanished. In first class, two passengers
reassigned their own seats, which added to the
congestion and confusion. Despite the chaos, my
request for an extra blanket was granted within
moments. Though I was less than elated to see three
children, under the age of three, in my vicinity.
The Boeing 767-200 was near capacity. Corridors
between the seats were wide, so my aisle seat in the
2-2-2 configuration afforded breathing room. The
recline, though far from flat, was comfortable, and
the adjustable footrest raised to a respectable
height. The seat back had two storage pockets, handy
for separating the complimentary amenity kit from my
paperwork.
I was tired, so after a remarkably fresh papaya salad
appetizer, I informed the attendant I would forgo the
rest of the meal service and asked her to wake me for
breakfast. While others enjoyed their meal and the
movie, Bowfinger, I slept soundly, undisturbed even by
the children thanks to the earplugs. Orange juice was
brought to me within minutes of waking, followed by a
cheese and meat platter and spinach frittata. The
bathrooms could have used a good scrubbing in addition
to basic tidying. A big shame for first class.
Crack-of-dawn arrivals have their benefits. I was
through customs in less than five minutes, and luggage
was starting to make its rounds as I reached baggage
claim.
Despite the full flight, service was pleasant and
efficient. However, American passenger's have higher
expectations for products designated as first class.
Varig's product is more on par with other airline's
business classes.